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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

What caused the stock market to crash?

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Your Apple CarPlay is getting a big update: 3 useful features coming with iOS 26 - ZDNet

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Ok, so this is a question seeking an answer to clear up whatever gymnastics are in my head. I'm a moderately attractive guy, sincere heart, genuinely looking to love another, established. Why don't women that I'm attracted to, want me back?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The #1 Spice to Help You Poop, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What happened to your school bully?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

How big is the French Army?