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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:21

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
What caused the stock market to crash?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What happened to your school bully?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Still no good